Everyone loves a good cup of coffee. It’s one of the most popular beverages in the world, and if one were to poll a random group of passers-by on the street it’s very likely they’d find a good percentage of people who identify as frequent coffee drinkers. But offer those biggest fans a free cup of home-brewed coffee, and there’s no guarantee they’ll like it. While people often talk about coffee in universal terms, everyone has a specific type and combination of ingredients that they like best and a caramel macchiato with extra foam tastes much different than a strong coffee served black. The devil is in the details.
Stocks are kind of like coffee in that regard. Lots of people love them and sing their praises, but that doesn’t mean that all types of stocks are equally appealing to all people. Walking into a fancy coffee shop with a big menu and just asking for “coffee” may not necessarily yield the results you will like, and walking into your brokerage and announcing “I’d like some stocks, please” might elicit a few funny looks. What types of stocks? The ones you choose may drastically change your portfolio outcome, and lumping them all together as a single homogeneous entity sorta misses the point. In coffee and in stocks, it’s important to be specific.
My single favorite toy as a child really wasn’t a single toy. It was my giant bucket of LEGO accumulated over many years. The beauty of LEGO is that the combinations are absolutely limitless and the things you can build with them are constrained only by your imagination. Well… and access to all the right pieces.
You see, when building a spaceship, race car, or castle it’s sometimes not good enough to have a big bucket of parts. You need to have the right parts. The right color for the walls, the right size to fit in a tight space, or the right shape to make a respectable wheel or wing. Many hours were spent browsing the toy aisle not for the final product pictured on the box, but for just the right part in the kit to add to my collection. Without the right building blocks, the best designs just aren’t the same.
For a while now Portfolio Charts has been focused on the LEGO kits — the portfolios that you can build for yourself and the calculators to help you do it. But I’ve known for a while that it’s been missing an important ingredient. Today I’m happy to unveil brand new section to the site dedicated to the portfolio building blocks themselves — Assets.
For those interested in a little more discussion than an article allows, I recently had the pleasure of doing a podcast with Jake Desyllas at The Voluntary Life. We talked for a while about passive investing, withdrawal rates, and a bit of my high-level philosophy about asset allocation in general. Check it out.
While you’re there, be sure to take the time to browse Jake’s site. It’s a wonderful collection of different ways of thinking about life, work, and money. There’s so much more to a good life than asset allocation, and this kind of information is tremendously helpful for keeping investments in the proper perspective.
Perhaps the perennial top rated roller coaster in the United States is Millennium Force at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. With a max drop of 300ft at 80 degrees and a top speed of 93mph, reviews are predictably glowing and full of adrenaline.
“Best ride in the world!! It’s so fun, you feel like you’re flying.”
“GREATEST RIDE IN THE WORLD. ENOUGH SAID.”
“The best ride there! So fast, so extreme, amazing drop. No matter how long the line is make sure you go on the ride.”
Just as interesting to me is a stat you won’t find. At a length of 6595 ft and a duration of 2:20 from start to finish, the average speed of the coaster is a pedestrian 32mph and would be considered safe in your home neighborhood. If some robotic fan only judged amusement park rides by average speed, the drive there would blow it out of the water. And a grandmother picturing a smooth leisurely ride would be in for a very rude awakening. Clearly, averages don’t tell the whole story.
So why is it that when discussing investing people love to reduce portfolio performance down to a single long-term average? Just like discussing roller coasters only in terms of averages, that masks the entire experience of the ride!